Mele Kalikimaka Christmas - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Demanding money from a beach

Demanding money from a beach shows the same financial literacy as demanding it from a seagull holding your sandwich hostage

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Commitment to the bit outlasts the eggnog every single year

overlapping bold red text reading "EST 1888

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Mele Kalikimaka Christmas - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL Demanding money from a beachStringing Christmas lights on a palm tree is the decorating equivalent of drinking eggnog out of a coconut. Connecticut has questions, but Hawaii has mai tais, and mai tais win every argument. The Details: Retro hand lettered cream script reads "Mele Kalikimaka" across two lines, surrounded by scattered yellow, red, and blue stars and sparkles. A green palm tree strung with multicolored lights stands beside a tropical beach scene with blue water,