Damn I Love Fireworks - Long Sleeve T-Shirt canton Bold block text reads "SKYSCRAPERS"

Bold block text reads "SKYSCRAPERS" above a cartoon anthropomorphic skyscraper character in a batting stance holding a baseball bat

Larger matching golden-orange text reads "HATERS" at the bottom

Printed on our super soft 100% ring-spun & combed cotton long sleeve T-Shirt

Two dollars says the paperboy still wants a word about it

but this one genuinely belonged to them

Damn I Love Fireworks - Long Sleeve T-Shirt canton Bold block text reads "SKYSCRAPERS"DILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym. The subtitle shows up three seconds too late, like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over. The Details: Large yellow starburst shape with distressed halftone texture displays '1 1 2" 80 16' in small white text at top. Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center, with white text below reading "DAMN I LOVE FIREWORKS." Lower labels