Quint Brody 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt minot Distressed text along the bottom

Distressed text along the bottom reads "1110 E

MISSION DRIVE" above "SAN GABRIEL

a white illustration of a classic flying saucer hovers with concentric rings emanating from its underside

That illustration survived longer than the building

Believing God personally selected you to stop being a jerk is a level of gullibility that even Lazlo couldn't calculate

Quint Brody 2028 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt minot Distressed text along the bottomQuint's campaign strategy involves openly insulting his running mate on their own yard signs, which is either terrible politics or peak honesty. Policy disagreements get settled with a machete and apricot brandy. Inspired by Jaws. The Details: White star flanked by blue wavy lines sits above cyan serif text reading "QUINT" with white bold text below reading "BRODY." Red serif numerals "2028" appear centered beneath the names. Blue italic text at the