Trophy Husband - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lakewood mimicking the Mountain Dew logo

mimicking the Mountain Dew logo layout

Inspired by Ace Ventura: Pet Detective

" and "CHARITY CARNIVAL

just protecting rock and roll from polyester tyranny

Inspired by Return of the Jedi

Trophy Husband - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lakewood mimicking the Mountain Dew logoEarning the title of trophy husband requires the same qualifications as a participation trophy, which is mostly just not leaving. Both look great on a shelf collecting dust. The Details: Distressed white serif text in a bold, chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest, with a weathered grunge texture applied throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs and taped neck shoulders for