Jimmy Two Times - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Poodles surrounded by pastel rainbows

Poodles surrounded by pastel rainbows and sparkly flowers radiate more raw dominance than every guy who has ever unironically called himself an alpha male

vintage TV nostalgia

Catching yourself quoting the one line designed to prove you're braindead is the most RoboCop thing possible

Bold distressed white serif text at the bottom reads "NO TO POT

Membership in the Jelly of the Month Club hits different when you were expecting a pool bonus

Jimmy Two Times - Unisex T-Shirt Size:4XL Poodles surrounded by pastel rainbowsEarning a nickname based entirely on a speech pattern is the kind of neighborhood immortality most people never achieve. Some guys get remembered for heists, others for saying everything twice, everything twice. Inspired by Goodfellas. The Details: Large gold distressed block letters read "JIMMY" above white text reading "Two" and "Times" flanking a blue teal halftone portrait of Jimmy Two Times in a suit. Red, gold, and teal mid century atomic