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Firefighters spent decades being America's most wholesome profession just for a homophone to undo all of it

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Arched golden-yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden-yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle

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