Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Sweatshirt miami beach flanked by two white snowflake

flanked by two white snowflake accents

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suspended from dark caps and hooks

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and pastel pink and orange stripes

Hans Gruber Christmas Crew - Unisex Sweatshirt miami beach flanked by two white snowflakeGruber's crew cleaned up nice for the holiday card, listing every henchman like distant cousins you only hear from once a year. Their love language is C4 and bearer bonds, but the Santa hats really sell it. Inspired by Die Hard. The Details: A black and white posterized group photo depicts Hans Gruber's crew, each edited with red Santa hats. Red cursive script below reads "Merry Christmas" with green italic text reading "With Love" underneath. A