My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White Large yellow circle sits behind

Large yellow circle sits behind bold distressed white block text reading "KILLIN' MY LIVER AT THE" with "River" rendered in a flowing white cursive script below

Dark red shadowed serif text reads "TURKS" above bold red italic text reading "ROLLERDROME

Bold black illustration depicts a penguin in a jaunty skating pose

" Bold white Western-serif text reads "CAPTAIN HOOK" above light blue text reading "FISH AND CHIPS" flanked by anchor icons

with "LF/CF" to the right

My Retirement Plan is Societal Collapse - Unisex T-Shirt Color:White Large yellow circle sits behindSaving for retirement assumes there's going to be a functioning economy to retire into, which is historically optimistic. Societal collapse at least has the decency not to charge a management fee. The Details: Black distressed text in a rounded retro font reads "MY RETIREMENT PLAN IS" above larger, heavier black block letters reading "SOCIETAL COLLAPSE." Below, a 1930s rubber hose style cartoon bomb character with a smiling face, white gloves, and