Brawndo - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Distressed white stacked text in

Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines

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Bold blue serif text reads "ROLLATORIUM" across the top of a gray and blue shield-shaped emblem

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Brawndo - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Distressed white stacked text inReplacing water with a sports drink because plants crave electrolytes is peak corporate theology disguised as agriculture. Nobody questions the slogan when the slogan is louder than logic. Inspired by Idiocracy. The Details: Orange and red starburst in the upper left contains yellow text reading "It's Got Electrolytes!" A large bright green lightning bolt outlined in red serves as the central graphic, with bold red block lettering reading "BRAWNDO"