Moist v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt bod representing a city eager to

representing a city eager to claim its place in organized baseball

a creature face with thick black fur framing the sides

Designed in a Christmas knit sweater style design

Arched white retro serif text reads "THORNTON MELON'S" above a rounded triangular badge with a white-to-light-blue gradient fill and dark border

Perfect for your next ugly Christmas sweater party or cozy family night

Moist v2 - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt bod representing a city eager to"Moist" got the full disco marquee treatment, dripping letters and sparkle stars like it deserves a standing ovation. Weaponizing a single word to make strangers physically recoil remains the cheapest thrill with the highest return on investment. The Details: Distressed white retro bubble letters read "MOIST" in rounded 1970s style typography, with small sparkle stars scattered above and around the word. Repeated horizontal lines cascade downward from