Get in Losers We're Going to Go Die of Dysentery - Unisex T-Shirt retrotech A distressed green baseball glove

A distressed green baseball glove sits centered between a green interlocking "GS" monogram on the left and a green baseball on the right

" flanking a distressed cartoon ace of hearts character holding a baseball bat

" with distressed script below reading "Magicians" and serif numerals reading "1923

Abraham Lincoln freed a nation but couldn't free himself from being the default clip art for every guy who needs a constitutional excuse to shotgun a beer at noon

putting a small south Georgia town on the minor league map

Get in Losers We're Going to Go Die of Dysentery - Unisex T-Shirt retrotech A distressed green baseball gloveDying of dysentery on the Oregon Trail is the original subscription service nobody asked for but everyone got enrolled in anyway. Somehow adding Mean Girls energy to westward expansion makes the mortality rate feel aspirational. The Details: Pixel art depicts a covered wagon pulled by two oxen, with a figure visible in the wagon opening, a man in a brown hat holding a stick at left, and three figures in blue, brown, and pink standing at right. Green