Trophy Husband - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL and now it needs an

and now it needs an f-bomb escort like a prom date nobody's parents approved of

brown jacket over red plaid flannel and white undershirt

Decades of uncredited rejections

Apparently the holidays need more cowbell

and blue stars

Trophy Husband - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:3XL and now it needs anEarning the title of trophy husband requires the same qualifications as a participation trophy, which is mostly just not leaving. Both look great on a shelf collecting dust. The Details: Distressed white serif text in a bold, chunky retro style reads "Trophy Husband" across the center chest, with a weathered grunge texture applied throughout the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Crewneck Sweatshirt. Double needle stitching for durability.