Slow Poke - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL A shield-shaped crest with a

A shield-shaped crest with a red background contains a white tuxedo front with a black bow tie and four black buttons

White blackletter text reading "Deez" overlaps the figure's midsection

Assman license place design inspired by Seinfeld

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Black serif text reads "HOTEL MAYFLOWER" across the top

Slow Poke - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL A shield-shaped crest with aTurtles mating at geological speed is nature's way of making pornography look educational. "Poke" is doing community service in two completely different contexts, and the pace means both definitions are painfully accurate. The Details: Dark green retro bubble lettering reads "SLOW POKE" across the top in two stacked lines. Below, a vintage hand drawn illustration depicts two turtles mating, the top turtle with an orange and gold patterned shell, the