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Mushnik's Little Shop of Horticulture - Long Sleeve T-Shirt riverside Guyabeetus is less a parodyMushnik's rebranding strategy is basically slapping a cheerful logo on a bottomless meat grinder and calling it horticulture. Annuals, perennials, and unusuals that require a very specific fertilizer nobody should ask about. Inspired by Little Shop of Horrors. The Details: Arched distressed orange serif text reads "Mushnik's" across the top. A cartoon Audrey II with a gaping toothed maw, green leaves, and terra cotta pot sits between green diamond