Jesus Saves - Hockey - Unisex Tank Top TV Somewhere a 1950s housewife is

Somewhere a 1950s housewife is smiling through frosting and measuring out exactly two cups of please stop talking

Curved white text reading "UNCLE BUCK'S" with a registered trademark symbol arches over a circular red and white cartoon portrait of Buck wearing a hat and smoking a cigar

Distressed white stencil-style text reads "GET TO" above large white block letters "DA" layered over a gray silhouette of a UH-1 Huey helicopter surrounded by gray tropical palm trees

and a phone number you could memorize

White script text reads "Karl Hungus" above bold white block capitals "CABLE TV REPAIR" with a small white antenna icon

Jesus Saves - Hockey - Unisex Tank Top TV Somewhere a 1950s housewife isJesus playing goalie for Team Heaven means eternal salvation finally has a save percentage. Blocking shots on the celestial ice is apparently easier than getting people to read the source material. The Details: Arched white block text reads "JESUS SAVES" across the top. Below, a white cartoon illustration shows a hockey goalie with long hair and a beard in full pads, holding a blocker, catching glove, and stick. White text across the jersey reads