Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Forest Illinois" above large distressed white

Illinois" above large distressed white script reading "Pretzels" with a swooping tail underline

Blue block text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" above script reading "Michigan State League" and "KALAMAZOO

Yellow banner text reads "TACOS" at left

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Oh Snap! Christmas Cookie - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Forest Illinois" above large distressed whiteGingerbread men smile through structural failure like tiny frosted sociopaths. Species appropriate tragedy, honestly, because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party. The Details: Curved tan block text reads "OH SNAP!" arched above a cartoon gingerbread man broken at the midsection, with crumb fragments visible at the jagged split. Red icing details include a bow tie, buttons, and wavy trim on the arms and legs, with dot eyes