Upschitz Creek - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Golden-tan script reads "Wausau

Golden-tan script reads "Wausau

" Smaller distressed white text at the bottom reads "HAGERSTOWN

the woman in a gold dress against a red background

LEAGUE" and "Est

Slapping "old school" over a literal one-room schoolhouse is the kind of joke that works because it refuses to acknowledge it's a joke

Upschitz Creek - Unisex Tank Top Size:L Golden-tan script reads "Wausaupschitz Creek has been renting canoes without paddles since 1943, which is less a business model and more a confession. Somehow the umlaut makes the whole operation feel classier than it deserves. The Details: Weathered golden yellow block text reads "PSCHITZ" above "CREEK" with "ESTD" and "1943" flanking the sides. A winding light blue creek flows through olive green pine trees in a vintage hand drawn illustration style, with a wood grain canoe in