Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal based on extensive personal research

based on extensive personal research into falling down for no reason

Both slightly disreputable and perpetually beaten to hell

Rust-colored text below reads "It's a sweater

Founding fathers didn't specify which bear arms

" and "LOS ANGELES

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal based on extensive personal researchEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring