Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Bold sans-serif white text reads

Bold sans-serif white text reads "SISTER" at the bottom

Diagonal yellow-and-black hazard stripe bar sits above distressed yellow block text reading "THIS IS NOT A DRILL

hanging from strings while posed mid-strut

flanked by curved white text reading "CHICAGO" on the left and "ILLINOIS" on the right

Distressed white text below reads "I'VE ONLY HAD ONE" in a bold

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Navy Bold sans-serif white text readsSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit