Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Sweatshirt vintage baseball " A blueberry pie illustration

" A blueberry pie illustration with golden crust and purple filling sits in a spilled blueberry puddle

Red script text reading "Duke Snider" sits across a large distressed white baseball with red stitching details

squiggly lines

dating back to the 1930s when the Jersey Shore was America's playground

making his Shabbos stance the most sincere act of faith ever delivered while screaming at a bowling scheduler

Go Shorty It's Your Birthday - Unisex Sweatshirt vintage baseball " A blueberry pie illustrationCalling America "shorty" is the most honest form of patriotism left. Every Fourth of July proves the country celebrates its birthday less like a dignified nation and more like someone who just got bottle service at the club. The Details: Curved distressed white text reads "GO SHORTY" across the top, arching over a distressed white silhouette of the continental United States flanked by a small five pointed star on each side. Wavy white text below reads