I'm No Cactus Expert - Women's T-Shirt nothing Nobody told him "a few

Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

and "Surprise" along the bottom edge

knowing exactly which buttons to push

Smaller white text below reads "A REAL MEXICAN HERO™" in the same italic style

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