Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Opening a steakhouse afterward is

Opening a steakhouse afterward is the most unhinged victory lap in Midwest vacation history

Palm trees wrapped in Christmas lights are just Douglas firs in witness protection

Snapping necks and cashing checks just naturally leads to motivational slogans on a VHS box set

and everybody at the buffet already knows it

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Get Toned Not Stoned - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Opening a steakhouse afterward isPropaganda posters telling you to skip the joint and hit the gym only work if the guy doesn't look like he replaced his personality with a protein shake. Sobriety apparently peaks at resistance cables and an unsettling jawline. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GET TONED" above a rectangular frame. A halftone illustration of a muscular male figure pulling resistance cables fills the frame, with radiating sunburst lines behind him. Bold