Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Distressed white stacked text in

Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines

" Large red outlined text below reads "BURGERS" with a white banner reading "EVERYBODY WANTS SOME

but slapping a logo on the hustle is the most Bronx thing imaginable

Replacing a heart with a shamrock is the most honest thing anyone has done with the "I love" format

" A vintage cartoon mascot of a boy in an apron labeled "Zim's" holds an oversized hamburger overhead

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Distressed white stacked text inTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our super soft