So Pitted - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Picking him over Doc Holliday

Picking him over Doc Holliday means you graduated from the quotable stuff into the villain's deep cuts

Flowing green cursive text reads "Apple Valley" above "Steak House

Roller rinks at specific intersections only exist on shirts now because Cleveland eats its own landmarks like a dog returning to a crime scene

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Named for the discipline taught at the local college

So Pitted - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Picking him over Doc HollidayDescribing a barrel wave as "WAAPAH" remains the most accurate thing anyone has ever said about the ocean. Linguists failed where one beautifully fried surfer succeeded by abandoning English entirely and somehow nailing it. The Details: Bold distressed navy block text reads "SO PITTED" across the top. A hand drawn navy outline illustration of a barrel wave with curling lip and spray detail sits in the center, with "WAAPAH" in matching distressed navy