Check Out My Junk - Unisex Sweatshirt elyria with distressed white block text

with distressed white block text reading "BETTER" to its left

next to a distressed white and red cartoon cherub in a batting stance wearing a red cap

Fifties clip-art dad standing next to his offset smoker like he's choosing between two completely valid Saturday morning activities is the most honest thing rural America has ever produced

Arched white Gothic text reads "North Swole" above a comic-book style illustration of a muscular

celebrating the classic American menus of yesteryear

Check Out My Junk - Unisex Sweatshirt elyria with distressed white block textPlausible deniability never had a better alibi than a cardboard box full of old keyboards and tangled cables. The illustration exists solely so nobody at the barbecue can technically prove what you actually meant. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "CHECK OUT" above bold distressed white text reading "MY JUNK." Below, a cartoon brown cardboard box overflows with a keyboard, desk lamp, tangled cables, coffee mug, books, and a small fan