Allergic to Mornings - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal and curved white text below

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a black line-art paddlewheel steamboat sits on blue water with yellow accents along its decks

Distressed white arched text reads "WHY DON'T YOU" above "MAKE LIKE A

Booking a world tour for a man whose entire career lasted one butchered national anthem is exactly the kind of commitment Frank Drebin would respect

A central illustration depicts a bowling ball with speed lines striking two pins beside a wagon wheel

Allergic to Mornings - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal and curved white text belowStamping "allergic to mornings" directly onto a sunburst is the graphic design equivalent of putting a peanut warning label on an EpiPen. The sun showed up to be cheerful and got treated like a biohazard. The Details: Distressed yellow sunburst shape with jagged pointed rays and speckled worn texture fills the center of the design. Bold black retro bubble lettering reads "ALLERGIC TO MORNINGS" centered within the sunburst. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic