This is Not a Drill - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor Unpainted Arizona treating itself like

Unpainted Arizona treating itself like a heritage brand with legacy cachet is exactly the kind of strip-mall delusion Ed would never question

followed by "I DON'T WANNA BE" and an equally oversized "RIGHT

Curved white serif text reads "LOS ANGELES

which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud

attend a rally

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