Go Ask Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top fight and now they're out here

and now they're out here laundering profanity for dads at gift shops

but the audacity of asking is half the vacation

holding a small cocktail in her raised hand

which is generous for anyone lighting firecrackers like a bouquet at their own funeral

Labeling a baseball swing "TOUCHDOWN" with the confidence of official merchandise is the purest form of psychological warfare against anyone who's ever owned a foam finger

Go Ask Your Mom - Unisex Tank Top fight and now they're out hereDads saying "go ask your mom" have successfully avoided making a single decision since 2003. Delegation is a leadership skill, and the couch is basically the corner office. The Details: Distressed white block text reads "GO ASK YOUR MOM" in a stacked, collegiate style layout with a weathered, worn texture across the letterforms. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim. Material: 100% Ring Spun Cotton for a soft, comfortable wear.