Trick or Tequila - Women's T-Shirt belpre Ordering an Old Fashioned already

Ordering an Old Fashioned already tells the bartender everything about your personality

Putting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo

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Trick or Tequila - Women's T-Shirt belpre Ordering an Old Fashioned alreadyReplacing "treat" with "tequila" in a children's phrase took exactly one brain cell and zero shame, which tracks for someone three shots deep by 8 PM. The skull in the glass isn't decoration, it's a preview of tomorrow morning. The Details: Distressed black block text reads "TRICK OR TEQUILA" across two lines. Below, a black and white illustration depicts a shot glass containing a skull with a lime wedge on the rim and a small spill puddle beneath,