Socrates - Dust, Wind, Dude - Women's T-Shirt Size:M with large distressed white block

with large distressed white block text below reading "FACE-O

which means "I've only had one" is just drunk math with a built-in alibi

Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s-inspired style

Radical passivity finally gets the logo treatment it never asked for

" and bright cyan text reading "COUNTRY & WESTERN

Socrates - Dust, Wind, Dude - Women's T-Shirt Size:M with large distressed white blockReducing all of Socratic philosophy to three words and a rebus puzzle is exactly the kind of accidental genius only San Dimas could produce. So crates himself would probably approve, assuming Bill remembered his name correctly. Inspired by Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. The Details: Three white minimalist icons arranged in a row depict a cluster of dot particles, curved flowing wind lines, and a bearded bust of Socrates. Angular white pseudo Greek