Suck It, England - Classic Foam Trucker Hat bod and packed with holiday humor

and packed with holiday humor

Jet ski innuendo only works on people who've never met a man with a boat and a divorce

Angular white text in an Asian-inspired display font reads "HAN'S ISLAND" above a golden-yellow Chinese dragon coiling around a circular emblem with a red claw symbol

Distressed red illustration of a clarion trumpet with its bell facing right sits above bold cursive script reading "Clarions" with a swooping tail

and bars where the truth gets blurry—along with your vision

Suck It, England - Classic Foam Trucker Hat bod and packed with holiday humorDeclaring independence with a formal document seems excessive when three words and a pair of sunglasses get the point across faster. Constitutional scholars have been overthinking this for centuries. The Details: Arched white chunky hand drawn text reads "SUCK IT ENGLAND" in an irregular block style. Below, a white colonial portrait illustration depicts George Washington wearing round sunglasses, his powdered hair, cravat, and 18th century coat