Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Hoodie dude A dark green mid-century pin-up

A dark green mid-century pin-up illustration depicts a woman in a bikini seated on a bar stool

Quint's customer safety briefing is just him crushing a beer can and asking if you've ever seen a shark's dead eyes

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Distressed white hand-lettered text reads "I'D BUY THAT" across the top

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Unisex Hoodie dude A dark green mid-century pin-upNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack