Didn't Ask For a Dime - Unisex Sweatshirt hobbs " A distressed golden-yellow illustration

" A distressed golden-yellow illustration of a mustachioed baseball player in an upright pose stands beside a bat

Red Gothic blackletter reads "Howard" above dark brown text reading "PREMIUM WEREWOLF" and "BEER KEGS

Distressed cream block text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" above "CALIFORNIA LEAGUE

topped by a golden crown

Bold condensed distressed white lettering reads "PIZZA" as the dominant central element

Didn't Ask For a Dime - Unisex Sweatshirt hobbs " A distressed golden-yellow illustrationPaperboys operating with Terminator level persistence don't negotiate payment plans or accept your excuses about suicidal ski runs. Two dollars, cash, no substitutions, and that switchblade comb means business. Inspired by Better Off Dead. The Details: Bold white uppercase block text reads "DIDN'T ASK FOR A DIME" across the top. A white line art illustration of a switchblade comb, with its folding handle open and comb teeth extended like a blade, sits