George Sloshington - Long Sleeve T-Shirt riverside A black and white sailboat

A black and white sailboat illustration sits beside bold black text reading "ROLLER RINK

but by simply always being there

Kermit's rainbow connection remains the most weaponized sincerity ever delivered from a swamp

I'M LISTENING TO REASON

A black-and-white cartoon portrait of George McFly in thick-rimmed glasses and a slicked-back hairstyle sits at center

George Sloshington - Long Sleeve T-Shirt riverside A black and white sailboatFounding a nation requires steady hands, but George Sloshington proves those hands are best used for holding a cold one. Democracy was always a drinking game with better PR. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "GEORGE" above a stylized pop art portrait of George Washington in a blue coat, yellow vest, white cravat, and white powdered wig, holding up a red and white can labeled "BEER." Straight distressed white block text below reads