Fart Ninja - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wlp Dutch's entire tactical vocabulary reduced

Dutch's entire tactical vocabulary reduced to four words and a helicopter proves that the best extraction plan is just running and screaming louder than everything trying to kill you

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Fart Ninja - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wlp Dutch's entire tactical vocabulary reducedNinjas spent centuries perfecting the art of silence only to have their entire philosophy repurposed for gastrointestinal warfare. Somewhere a sensei is reconsidering his life's work. The Details: A ninja in all black wields a katana in a lunging pose, surrounded by swirling white smoke clouds. Bold red italic text reads "FART NINJA" with a dark outline and drop shadow. Angular white text below reads "SILENT BUT DEADLY" above red Japanese characters