Frau Blucher - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Customer complaints get a two-word

Customer complaints get a two-word return policy nobody survives

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Frau Blucher - Women's T-Shirt Size:S Customer complaints get a two-wordHorses in Transylvania have exactly one phobia, and it's triggered by a single word uttered within a five mile radius. The feedback loop of equine terror is somehow both the stupidest and most perfectly engineered gag in parody history. Inspired by Young Frankenstein. The Details: A speech bubble containing gothic blackletter text reading "Frau Blcher" sits to the upper left. A distressed white illustration of a rearing horse with flowing mane and