I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex T-Shirt 70s Gray distressed storm cloud sits

Gray distressed storm cloud sits at top center

vintage screen-print texture throughout

CA • Estd 1996

they needed a miracle

rendered in high-contrast detail

I Wanna Get Laid - Unisex T-Shirt 70s Gray distressed storm cloud sitsLaid to rest is the only version of getting laid that requires zero effort and has a 100% acceptance rate. Eternal unconsciousness might be the most honest relationship status available. The Details: Distressed cream text reads "I WANNA GET LAID" in large arched vintage serif lettering. A green gravestone engraved with "RIP" sits on green grass with fallen leaves, flanked by orange jack o' lanterns and surrounded by orange bats in flight. Small