Johnny Castle's Dance School - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL "Trophy wife" printed in bowling

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Johnny Castle's Dance School - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL "Trophy wife" printed in bowlingRunning a dance school out of a resort basement where the staff quarters smell like mildew is a bold business model. Nobody puts Baby in a corner, but somebody should put Johnny in an LLC. Inspired by Dirty Dancing. The Details: White cursive text at the top reads "Johnny Castle's Dance School." A digital illustration of Johnny Castle in sunglasses and a white tank top appears beside white block text reading "EST 1963," a small white mountain peak