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Bold white condensed text below reads "LIFEGUARD TRAINING" above smaller teal text reading "CPR • LOTIONING • OILING • SMILING

Rebranding a device sketched on a toilet after a concussion as a sleek Silicon Valley logo is peak startup energy

At least the drinks are stiff

Spelling "beaches" with an A and an E is the thinnest disguise since glasses on Superman

A teal-toned CRT television displays a screaming vampire face beside a stack of VHS tapes

Lips & Assholes - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:M Bold white condensed text belowChet Ripley's hot dog ingredient list is the kind of transparency no corporation would ever willingly adopt. Knowing the contents never stopped anyone from eating them anyway. Inspired by The Great Outdoors. The Details: Red ribbon banner frames a rounded rectangular badge outlined in yellow and red with a white fill. Bold red italic text inside reads "Lips & Assholes" in a classic serif style. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed