Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal flippers outstretched

flippers outstretched

wrapped in colorful string lights with red

Distressed cream block text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" above "CALIFORNIA LEAGUE

Where' nobody knows your name

Bold block lettering below reads "BEACHES LOVE ME" in matching rainbow-striped concentric layers with repeated offset shadows

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Tank Top Color:True Royal flippers outstretchedPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text